joker86
Name:	joker86
Crew:
Wealth:	?????????
Status:	Alive
Last Seen:	Yesterday
Rank:	Assassin
Jail Busts:	140
Messages:	1,284
Date Joined:	Jul 15th, 2008
Profile Updated:	Feb 9th, 2010
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joker86 busted joker86 outta jail coz am the shit init Yes i'm Back Me wanna be in da piccy!! BAD GOAT!!! The good old days FIRST TIME I EVER HAD MORE WINS THAN LOSSES! Wins: 566 Loses: 565 Ties: 35 My 1000th bust You busted reaper out of jail! Best oc i been in> > gypsyfacee's Organized Crime was a success! They got away with $101,721,992 my personal best joker86's Organized Crime was a success! They got away with $100,188,504 You found the bullet run and have been awarded 200,000 bullets! Congrats you out ran the cops and got away with 2040 bullets! Four of a Kind, you won $ 2,500,000,000! Four of a Kind, you won $ 1,250,000,000! Straight Flush, you won $ 1,500,000,000! joker86 beat monty with Pair of One's and won 850,000,000 cash joker86 You beat RazzeReturnz and won 35,000,000 cash You had: 5 of a Kind Four's RazzeReturnz had: Three of a Kind One's You beat rushy and won 100 points You had: 5 of a Kind Four's rushy had: Three of a Kind Three's You beat forrest with 5 of a Kind Three's You won 11,000,000 cash You beat mozzy with 5 of a Kind Four's You won 4,000 cash You beat Heman with 5 of a Kind Four's You won 150,000,000 cash You beat Heman and won 2 points You had: 5 of a Kind Two's Heman had: 4 of a Kind One's You beat Flawless with 5 of a Kind Five's You won 6 points You beat bloodkiss with 5 of a Kind Five's You won 50,000,000 cash You beat bloodkiss with 5 of a Kind Sixes You won 200,000,000 cash You beat Flawless and won 80 points You had: 5 of a Kind Five's Flawless had: Two Pair One's and Sixes NDUBZ NANANI Fazer, Tulisa and Dappy Ndubz- -i need you I need you I need ya I need you I need ya Baby, I need you I need ya I need you I need ya Last night was a blur, but all I remember is Black shirt, bare carats on my wrist Me and a couple men rollin' up in a whip Met a pretty young lady, should I say... Will I ever see you again Always thinkin' of another man's riches Why do you do this to us men And that's why we call them bitches See I don't understand, she wasn't with a man How could I leave without a number in my hand I went to go on Facebook, will I get a face back Trying to find you is like a needle in a haystack I came so close, you touched my body You left me standing like a statue, baby I need you I was missing yesterday I never took your number Now you're nowhere to be found I'm going mad, I need you I been searchin' all over Facebook, and I can't seem to find you I really have to find you, baby I need you I need ya I need you I need ya Oh oh, oh, oh oh Last night I met a fella he made me feel so, oh oh oh That can mean what you want it to mean Popped to the ladies for a sec (Uh, I'll be back in five, yeh?) But when I came back out he left (I felt so alone) He left me standing in my LBD and my bang bang shoes I was so confused I came so close, you touched my body You left me standing like a statue, baby I need you I was missing yesterday I never took your number Now you're nowhere to be found I'm going mad, I need you I've been searchin' all over Facebook, and I can't seem to find you I really have to find you, baby I need you See now I gotta find someone like you You ain't gonna find no one like me Someone tell me what the hell I should do Will I ever find someone just like you (I don't think so) Not quite like me Girl, you're one in a million (I'm one in a million) Yo, what do I do I need to find you girl 'Cos you could be the one to make a change in my world Maybe one day I'll put a ring around your finger You should try bein' with a singer And do you know the meaning of a stark in jail Until we meet again, my heart's on mail Wherever you are right now, I just wanna know that You're my love I was missing yesterday I never took your number Now you're nowhere to be found I'm going mad, I need you I've been searchin' all over Facebook, and I can't seem to find you I really have to find you, baby I need you See now I gotta find someone like you You ain't gonna find no one like me Someone tell me what the hell I should do Will I ever find someone just like you (I don't think so) Not quite like me Girl, you're one in a million (I'm one in a million) I need you I need ya I need you I need ya Baby, I need you I need ya I need you I need ya [/color=red] [SIZE=14][color=pink]Ndubz - - Sex Don't Mean To Be Pushy Pushy I'm Just In It For The Pussy Pussy Who Wants To Come Get A Pie Of The Peice Got Time For Everyone I Aint On No Leash Be Single And Mingle Around Seen One To Many Get Tied Down That Shit Right There Is Pricey I Aint Got No Wifey I Don't Mean To Be Pushy Pushy I'm Just In It For The Pussy Pussy Who Wants To Come Get A Pie Of The Peice Got Time For Everyone I Aint On No Leash Be Single And Mingle Around Seen One To Many Get Tied Down Do You Ever Get Horny Reading A Text? Ever Had Sex Over The Internet? Webcam And Shit Wet Up Your Tushy Cut The Story Straight Play With Your Pussy. All Lovers, Put The Plug In The Socket Like Bobby And Suzie Wet Up The Place Like A Hot Jacuzi I Might Come Across Sweet Really I'm A Rudie. Ever Since I Started Puberty I Was Looking In Magazines Just To See The Nudity. Truthfully, I Don't Care Who You Be I'm Fine If You Take A Chicks Virginity Looking At Your Phone Becomes A Misery Coz She Calls You Up More Times Than Infinte Bitch Let Me Be I Don't Need No Stress I'd Rather Have A Pint And A Lil Bit Sex Who You Think I Am I Aint Buying You A Dress Thats Candyfloss And I Aint Here To Impress Sex No Text Root It Then Boot It Shag That Back Fuck All The Kissing And Cuddling Why Don't You Grab My Balls And Try Juggling. Josh Slept With Bianca Little Did She No He Was Wanker Coz He Was A Bi-sexual Prick He Love Slits Aswell As Dickz He Fucked Bianca As Hard As Rick Never Thinking Of Takin A Trip To The Clinic Now There All In It They Might Have Aids I Cant Have Babes At The End Of The Day Josh Shouldve Put On His Hood Before The Rave You Know What I'm Sayin Anyway Remeber Me Hey You Know How I Like It Darlin Sex No Text Root It Then Boot It Shag That Back Fuck All The Kissing And Cuddling Why Dont You Put My Nob In Your Mouth And Try Swalowing Sex Is A Crazy Thing Especially When You Do It With Someone That You Don't Know Theres Nothing Wrong With A One Night Stand Just Watch Your Possesion If Shes A HoHo If You Only Knew What Some Females Have Put Me Through Last Week I Chirpsed By Some Beast Licking Her Lips Like Im Some Feast I Was Drunk My Eyes Were Red I'm Kinda Known So I Wanted Some Head Somehow We Ended Up In A Bed Little Did I No She Dreds On Her Legs And A Wig On Her Head I Aint Gonna Lie I Was Scared Bit Fat Mama Came All Prepared Bout Which Colour Condom Would I Like? Get The Fuck Of Me Here Comes My Wife!! I Don't Mean To Be Pushy Pushy I'm Just In It For The Pussy Pussy Who Wants To Come Get A Pie Of The Peice Got Time For Everyone I Aint On No Leash Be Single And Mingle Around Seen One To Many Get Tied Down That Shit Right There Is Pricey I Aint Got No Wifey I Don't Mean To Be Pushy Pushy I'm Just In It For The Pussy Pussy Who Wants To Come Get A Pie Of The Peice Got Time For Everyone I Aint On No Leash Be Single And Mingle Around Seen One To Many Get Tied Down Ndubs - - Missing you Ooohh Yeeeahh Oooohh I Remember The Time When I Saw Your Face For The Last Time It Was Like Id Never Cried So Much In My Life Before I Know Ur Watching Us; She Had A Smile That Was So Neat Had A Voice That Was So Sweet I Even Used To Like It When She Kissed Me On The Cheek I Really Used To Love It When We Chilled On The Beach Whilst Listening To Beats It Was Funny Takin A Drag Of Her Fag Blazin At The Sun Always Lookin Out For Me Like I Was Your Son Picturing The State Of Your Mum Knowin She Lost Her Only Daughter That Never Made It To 21 It All Started On Friday 13th Up In The Cafe Tryin To Persuade You To Come For A Drink But You Was Persistent To Stay I Could Tell By The Look In Your Eyes Something Was Moving The Wrong Way So Unfortunalty You Decided To Climb On The Back Of Your Mans Bike To Go On A Ride Whilst He Was Out Of His Head You Shoulda Been Here Instead But It Is To Late Your Already Lying Dead In A Hospital Bed. Now Help Me Ive Said Goodbye A Very Special Young Girl Whos Life Have Just Been Taken Away And Ive Grown To Realize Apprieciate Its Your Life That Can Be Taken That Day Ive Been Thinkin Bout All Of These Tragedy This Life This Group Has Me And Ive Just Been Wasting Away Everytime That I Think About The Way You Died My Chest Was Just So Tight I Wanna Break Down And Cry Somethings Really Wrong Inside No No Wooo My Friend, I Never Thought Id Say Goodbye Somebody Tell Me Whyyy We Had To Loose You Like This My Friend, I Never Thought Id Say Goodbye Somebody Tell Me Whyyy We're Missing You? We're Missing You? Ohh Yoyoyo I Still Think About The Past Last Summer By The Tree Where We Played The Guitar And Had A Drink And A Laugh And After That You Would Lay Down And Show Me The Stars But Then 12 Months Later You Left Me Messages Scared To Hear That You Passed I Cried So Many Tears So Hard It Broke My Heart Knowin That We Cried On The Same Binge With 2 Kids Dib On Your Way To Buy A Pack Of Cigs But If Only Youuu (If Only You Would Listen When We Told You Our Plans) You Wouldnt Beee (Where You Are Right Now,6 Feet Underground) Yoohooo Would Get A 2nd Chance (Yeah,All That Would Be Forgotton Send You Back To This Earth Where You Deserve And By The Way Heres Somethin That We Wrote For Your 21st) Yeah Everytime I Think About The Way You Died My Chest Goes So Tight I Wanna Break Down And Cry Somethings Really Wrong Inside No No No Wooo My Friend, I Never Thought Id Say Goodbye Somebody Tell Me Whyyy We Had To Loose You Like This My Friend, I Never Thought Id Say Goodbye Somebody Tell Me Whyyy We're Missing You? We're Missing You? Ohh Ohhh Owww Owww Owww Yeaahhh Ooooh No No Nooo Nooo Noooo Ooooohhh My Friend, I Never Thought Id Say Goodbye Somebody Tell Me Whyyy We Had To Loose You Like This My Friend, I Never Thought Id Say Goodbye Somebody Tell Me Whyyy We're Missing You? We're Missing You? Ohh My Friend, I Never Thought Id Say Goodbye Somebody Tell Me Whyyy We Had To Loose You Like This My Friend, I Never Thought Id Say Goodbye Somebody Tell Me Whyyy We're Missing You? We're Missing You? Ohh Nooo Yeaahh Yeahhhh Yeahh Mmmm Ohhh Ohhh Noo Nn A Hooo Ahh Noo Noo Nooo No Nooo Ndubz - - Wouldn't you Na Na Naii Oh Na Na Noww [Tulisa] [Verse 1] Said boy ive been seeing you for quite a while And I gotta confess express what you do to me I need to tell you About the way you’ve changed my life So many beautiful nights you're the reason Youve got me staying [Oh oh] through the night See the thing is.. [Chorus] I don’t quite understand What you’re trying to say (straight up) Can you make it clearer? I just want you nearer See everyone around me keeps on saying that I must be blind (well they do have a point) Shut up! All im tryin to say is that Wouldn’t you wouldn’t you like to have me to yourself all to myself all to yourself what if I was to break your heart who would be dumb enough to lose all that I have got for you all to myself all to yourself you've got to finish what you start haha I can give you that haha let me give you that hahahahaha na na naii oo na na noww [Dappy] Yo I like when you wear them material things But I like it more when you try my hat on with the strings And do the impression of me when I say na na naii I aint gonna lie no more you must have done a lot For the body and the back off and the brain that youve got It’s simple if I start I wont stop I mean Youre so intelligent with such a high IQ So if I ever have a baby id love it to be with you [Faze] The way she smiles at me every time she sees me its crazy Im proud to call her my lady Like daps said, she the type of I girl I wanna see holding my baby And she don’t get excited whenever my job pays me But if im on the phone she don’t act right So I try to keep them well away So I don’t have to stop a catfight Cant say I never said I wasn’t that type Truly you really confuse me And thats why [Chorus] I don’t quite understand What you’re trying to say (straight up) Can you make it clearer? I just want you nearer See everyone around me keeps on saying that I must be blind (well don't you understand) Shut up! All im tryin to say is that Wouldn’t you wouldn’t you like to have me to yourself all to myself all to yourself what if I was to break your heart who would be dumb enough to lose all that I have got for you all to myself all to yourself you've got to finish what you start haha I can give you that haha let me give you that hahahahaha na na naii oo na na noww [Dappy] Whatever what would a girl like you want from a rebel like me? Got no money in the bank just stuck in a council estate [Tulisa] Together, were gonna be closer to the dream Its like we’re just you and me so its up to you Ndubz - - Number one Feat tinchy Styder [DAPPY] ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh (na na naii) ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh (Tinchy Stryder) ah uh uh oh (N dubz) ah uh uh oh (yo) [TINCHY] it was nothing but a quick think kids games, kiss chase, just a quick fling now i’m hoping you never go missing now i’m telling you, you can hold this ring, watch how it glistens it was done as quick as the wind blows didn’t think i would ever be involved so i even wrote a song called ‘don’t go’ now its just you and me on a love row Dappy like dino us two tip toes duck dive get low and now i care less about who knows now we’re deep in way past intro dappy explain yo [BRIDGE][DAPPY] see never did i think a boy like me would be in need when all i really wanted was to have some fun now im losing my head, im telling you one thing you’re number one [CHORUS] see i don’t understand how you’re number one when it was just a fling before now, you’re the one see all i did was blink twice, from my homie to my only number one ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh ah uh uh oh [TINCHY] yo it was all now never planned no after it was like games jokes laughter live for the moment, left it all open now i’m in deep, flames, lava, breathe, karma and now i’m stating, see i never saw this in my daydream its really you that i’m fully rating and the days here no more waiting pay it all wise to the smart man raised him i was so hurt, pain, aching on the wrong path then a good girl saved him that’s why im letting her know she’s amazing [DAPPY] see never did i think a boy like me would be in need when all i really wanted was to have some fun now i’m losing my head, i’m telling you one thing you’re number one [CHORUS] see i don’t understand how you’re number one when it was just a fling before now, you’re the one see all i did was blink twice from my homie to my only number one you lift me off the ground i always want you around i ain’t gunna let nothing get in the way ill never let nothing get in the way you lift me off the ground i always want you around i ain’t gunna let nothing get in the way ill never let nothing get in the way [TINCHY] yo, i aint never gunna let nothing get in the way you play your cards all right you’re on A’s you make my nights so bright you’re my days you took me out of the maze you are number one [CHORUS][DAPPY] see i don’t understand how you’re number one when it was just a fling before now, you’re the one see all i did was blink twice from my homie to my only number one you lift me off the ground i always want you around i ain’t gunna let nothing get in the way ill never let nothing get in the way you lift me off the ground i always want you around i ain’t gunna let nothing get in the way ill never let nothing get in the way [OUTRO][TINCHY] you’re number one you’re in the race you’re a leader girl you’re out of this world i cant see ya and now you got a place in my heart its funny how you actually went from my homïe to my only number one

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thegangter	Feb 14th, 2010 awwwwwwwww that is sweet bless your
babyc	Jan 11th, 2010 Do you love me or do you not.. You told me once, but I forgot.. I do believe the Lord above, created you for me to love.. When I die and go up there, I'll wait for you at the golden stairs.. If your not there on Judgement Day, I'll know you went the other way.. I'll give the angels back their wings, golden harps and everything.. Just to prove my love is true, I'll go through hell, just for YOU. xxx mwah xxx love ya xxxx
scarfacerevampd	Oct 16th, 2009 Jokerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,where you been all my life.
incredible	Oct 8th, 2009 Pick Pocket Successful, you got away with $5 of joker86's money!
incredible	Oct 8th, 2009 Pick Pocket Successful, you got away with $3 of joker86's money!
evilangel	Oct 5th, 2009 damnnnn thats mean
evilangel	Oct 5th, 2009 hahahahahahahahaha well see
evilangel	Oct 5th, 2009 ill change it when i get laptop back pc is shite lol i aint promisin itll be nice tho
babyc	Sep 24th, 2009 Ever wanted 1 thing sooo bad you cried and couldnt get it...then welcome to my world what you crying for baby :) love u soooooooo much :)
caseum	Sep 2nd, 2009 Why are you GAY
vmightymagpiev	Jul 26th, 2009 yeh and im max is enough :)
vmightymagpiev	Jul 26th, 2009 yeh i had that ages ago with my old old magpies poker one day but i allways come back muhaha
vmightymagpiev	Jul 26th, 2009 touch and die :) he has all my cash my black jack is open 24/7 joker :)
MrPink	Jul 8th, 2009 hehe he killed me :/ but im back we sorted touch him ill get ya
akura	Jun 15th, 2009 Grrr im goin to get that TV pic up soon!! lmaoo Kool and Fun guy! Has my protection and respect. ;) Touch and diee :) Ak
jenah	Jun 11th, 2009 whooo gratz!!!
protector	Jun 11th, 2009 Wooop Gratz joker!! 110 Re§pected and Protected!! §§Protector§§
babyc	Jun 11th, 2009 gratzzzz babzzzz wooo at least ur catching up hehehe :) 100% protected touch and die :)
caseum	May 30th, 2009 caseum beat joker86 with Full House Sixes over One's and won 200,000,000 cash AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
babyc	May 30th, 2009 Pick Pocket Successful, you got away with $3 of joker86's money! hehehehe :P xxx
caseum	May 30th, 2009 cheap fuck Pick Pocket Successful, you got away with $1 of joker86's money!
caseum	May 29th, 2009 Whore i just realised we are both Liverpool supporters get on summary whore
caseum	May 29th, 2009 Kills 7 I'm a scary motherfucker ;)
caseum	May 29th, 2009 LMAO except ea.... :) plus you scrawny fuck you couldn't kill a fly...
caseum	May 29th, 2009 But my sluts protect me :O lol